What Dreams are Made Of

Operation Spy!

AWESOMENESS!!!!! I just came bak from the International Spy Museum! I went with my temple and we did an awesome mission! It was so scary!!! We were the only ones there!

Nooooo!!!!!!! Not braces!!!!!!!! Anything but the braces!!!!!!!!

Ways to Annoy People

1. Change your name to “John Aaaaasmith” for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it’s a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each “a.”

2. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

3. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

4. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

5. Specify that your drive-thru order is “to go.”